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[philosophics]

Why the fuck is there a pink wig in the trash
Does this look like the ancestral trailer to you?

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It's almost Halloween, homeslice.

[philosophics]

Getting ahead of the whoring it up curve?

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[ a little too close to nailing the truth there.]

Exactly. Pink wasn't slutty enough and it didn't go with my complexion.

[philosophics]

What's sluttier than pink?

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A black bob.

[philosophics]

We clearly go to different strip clubs.

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I'm going more for high class call girl.

[philosophics]

Isn't that what you were in the fifth grade?

[ okay now he's just being a dick ]

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I dressed up as a Spice Girl....

[philosophics]

What are you really doing, Clem?

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Don't worry about it.

[philosophics]

Wow, nailed it. That's exactly how to get me to back off.

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It's just a Halloween prank.

[philosophics]

Since when am I not your getaway car?

[ At least not since he was in high school, but that's not the point. ]

Whatever, just... if you need anything, I can lend you money. [ And never ask for it back. ] For wigs.

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Since I'm a grown ass woman who has to handle her own shit.

I'm okay and handling it myself, C.

[philosophics]

You on drugs?

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No, fuck that shit. You know I don't mess around with that.

[philosophics]

Good.

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Are you?

[philosophics]

No! C'mon.

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Didn't think so.

[philosophics]

I'd know so if you still had a diary.

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I stopped keeping a diary because you kept reading it.

[philosophics]

I thought you were writing your memoirs.